Definitions by TheRealOriginalTurtle

jawbro

Steroidal typically white male with a prominent jaw. Common jawbro occupations are roofing subcontractor, local cop, or toothy real estate agent. Prototypical jawbros in media are the guy in the GOVX.com commercials, anyone selling "male enhancement" products, and most action movie stars. Often their voice is gravelly from steroids in their youth and massive consumption of cheap alcohol later in life. A hallmark of jawbros is "I won't let any wife of MINE work!"

The guy who sold me that F-150 was a real jawbro.

jawbro by TheRealOriginalTurtle November 25, 2025