The ultimate crusader of good vs. evil. In the epic battle against Rachel Ray and her regime of evil, Bobby Flay is the head of the IAAIRWATFOE, or The Intergalactic and also Inter-Reality Warriors Against the Forces of Evil. He rides his rusty steed, Falcor, into battle and weilds the legendary Vorpal Blade. He is also the best cook on the food network, followed closely by Alton Brown; although this is only his cover-up identity to help fund his campaign of good. Whenever you donate to unicef your money goes to his cause.
Man! Did you see Bobby Flay totally just humiliate Rachel Ray by making food so amazingly good that if she ate it her head would explode?!