Definitions by TheExquisitePanther

toot burglar 

Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".

John is the designated toot burglar of our group when we're out in the club.

toot burglar by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017