TheCollegeGraduate's definitions

maxximus

a gigantic, smelly poop that's twice as bad that it needed 2 x's. a maximus is typically just a large smelly poop. but a maxximus is more damaging, causing paint to peel and nose hairs of anyone standing nearby to singe.

Friend 1: I just got suspended for causing property damage in school.
Friend 2: How?? What happened?
Friend 1: I took a huge maxximus and it caused maxxxxximum damage.

by TheCollegeGraduate May 6, 2025