Joel Cook

A very small minded person who consistently lies about the size of his penis and tries to pay male prostitutes for sexual favors.

I went to have sex with this guy the other day and he Joel cooked me on his size.

by The wise And All Knowing August 24, 2019

Brandon Taylor

One Righteous Dude who is a total stud that is respected by all that is good and Eminently feared by all that is evil.

When I grow up I don’t want to be a firefighter, or a policeman, or an astronaut, I want to be a Brandon Taylor.

by The wise And All Knowing September 09, 2019