Definitions by The turdburgalar

Wetting the dirt 

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

Wetting the dirt by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

sweeping the lettuce 

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

sweeping the lettuce by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020