Definitions by The sideman advisor

Flowerman 

Someone who is unnecessarily and overly soft towards women in situations where it’s not necessary. They are essentially an advanced simp, who is powerless but somehow has the girl anyway

Flowerman: Sorry bro, I can’t come on ps4 as the gf is making go shoe shopping as she said that’s more important and someone needs to carry her bags for her.

Bro: what? That’s mad, your a Flowerman G, how are you are letting that happen?

Flowerman by The sideman advisor April 16, 2022