Like a bird that sneaks into your crawlspace to build a nest and lay its eggs, the Geaslander moves his family into your crawlspace and raises his offspring in the dark, musty basement where they feel at home and safe from Trump.
Highlander was a great TV show but I have a Geaslander in my crawlspace that built a huge nest out of insulation.
by The real Buc Nasty August 03, 2021