1 definition by The one true netsplit
Taking a long route for short trip in order to use the trip as an albi for playing the location based game ingress.
Angry spouse: "why'd it take you 5 hours to get the milk?"
Chill spouse: "there was construction on the Ohio turnpike"
Angry now incredulous spouse: "we live in Illinois, wtf were you doing on the Ohio turnpike?"
Chill spouse: "I took the ingress way"
Chill spouse: "there was construction on the Ohio turnpike"
Angry now incredulous spouse: "we live in Illinois, wtf were you doing on the Ohio turnpike?"
Chill spouse: "I took the ingress way"
by The one true netsplit August 15, 2017