Definitions by The nude posty

Vampires teabag

I took this chick home from the club , but she was packing a vampires teabag , so no chance of me getting laid....

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To disappear suddenly from a certain area , or to run away from danger .

I thought Jacko was gonna come for a beer this arvo? Nah mate his ex missus rocked up and he done a desi ..

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