2 definitions by The new meaning guy

Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis

My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis

This was a typo as lol was supposed to be written, but this appreviation actually means laugh pregnant lady.

I made a joke and the pregnant lady did not laugh, so I said LPL.