The new division manager's definitions

Optera metro

The one piece of equipment only Scott knows. Scott will become the district manager because he is the only one who knows this equipment.

Kevin: I have Optera metro orders to map
Scott: OH BOY I guess I am going to have to map them
Kevin: Thanks Scott, you should be a district manager
Scott: HEY EVERYONE, I MAPPED AN OPTERA. WHERE IS MY PROMOTION????

by The new division manager September 5, 2008