Poach the whiz house

To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase

While traveling my sales territory I frequently poach the whiz house

by The linguist from Cunna September 29, 2019

Pecker Pudge

Pecker pudge: the pad of fat in middle aged men that resides below the love puff and obscures the true size of the man meat

As I caught my reflection in the bathroom mirror I realized my pecker pudge was taking over my endowment

by The linguist from Cunna August 15, 2018