The ides's definitions

soliloqueef

a prolonged pussy fart

Are you playing the trumpet or was that a soliloqueef?

by The ides October 21, 2018

The Scarlet lipper

The scarlet lipper: that thing the day after you drink a bunch of red wine where your bottom lip is stained red, indicating to all your previous night's lapse in judgment.

Pour me another glass cause it looks like I'm wearing the Scarlet lipper to work on Friday.

by The ides June 23, 2018