The guy who has to sit by you's definitions

Mexican Shower

When a person, usually male, bathes heavily in cologne and body spray to make up for bad odor due to lack of proper hygiene.

Most commonly done by people of Mexican, or Puerto Rican descent.

"I can smell Ricardo's cologne from here"

"He took a mexican shower before we came to Taco Bell..."

by The guy who has to sit by you October 25, 2011