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Someone who has gained incredible and inexplicable commercial success. E.g. Martha Stewart, Oprah Winfrey.
"Martha's worth TRIPLED while she was in the joint? She must be some kind of market witch."
by The great definer March 9, 2005
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1. Propaganda put forth by the Jeep company to give their cars appeal. With that smarmy fucking smily face on the back.
2. Jeep things include:
(1) poor gas mileage
(2) easy rolling (for that fun, hospital feeling)
(3) general inferiority to Toyota products.
Guy: My new jeep crapped out on me the other day...
Guy 2: What? You've never even driven that thing hard! Must be a jeep thing...
Guy: Yeah. I just don't understand.
by The great definer April 17, 2005
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