The chocolatier's definitions

beans'd up

Drinking coffee in extreme excess. Typically done to combat a hangover.

We went to the coffee shop and ordered five espressos. I got aaaaall beans'd up.

by The Chocolatier December 31, 2016

Spam Hulahoop

The spam-like hole in the middle of your anus, where the chocolate comes from.

(In Mr. Bean voice...) Oooh, hello sailor... do you want to finger my spam hulahoop? .... please...

by The chocolatier February 11, 2005