Toomirod

When your fat tallywacker hits the inside of a cantaloupe which is inside an east African elephant while a guy called Biggs, is humping the elephant also a cat is riding the man which ends with the cat dying of well whatever meaning the man looses his balance and hits the elephant causing it to crush the cantaloupe meaning your tallywacker is crushed and you bleed to death
oh my that poor man has just had a "toomirod"
by The big boy from maltby October 13, 2022
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