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The day the mfs who pull the MOST were born. People born on this specific date are scientifically proven to me exceptionally attractive, intelligent, popular, and basically every good trait. Wonder beings, as they’re scientifically named, are proven to be perfect in every way
Person: who is that sexy mf over there 😜🥵👀
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph
by The account of birthdays November 24, 2021
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