Definitions by The Yoted One

Salami 

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

Salami by The Yoted One March 31, 2022

Poke man 

Thine shalt poke men in the genetailia.

“You should go poke man that guy Jeff.”

Poke man by The Yoted One September 10, 2019