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The largest city in the little province of Prince Edward Island on the east coast of Canada and the smallest capital of Canada. Unless you've actually been, no one everyone really knows it's there. Those who do visit think it's a gold mine, but if you are actually from the island it is considered over rated, only topping Summerside which is the only other place in PEI that can be considered a city. Affordable housing is our biggest issue.
Islander 1: the only city I've ever been to is Charlottetown.
Almost any other person: Charlottetown, where is that?
Islander 2 : you both really need to get out more... You, need to cross the bridge for once in your life. There's more to the world than this island.. And you! Need to come visit the island because you'll never want to leave! Or at least until winter sets in..
Almost any other person: Charlottetown, where is that?
Islander 2 : you both really need to get out more... You, need to cross the bridge for once in your life. There's more to the world than this island.. And you! Need to come visit the island because you'll never want to leave! Or at least until winter sets in..
by The Wild Bandit September 5, 2018
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