Definitions by The Uber Fat

Twilight 

The biggest mistake in the history of literature. Doesn't even classify as literature. It is one of the worst mistakes that mankind has ever made. It's up there with the Holocaust and President Bush.

I had to do a book report, and I chose Twilight. It probably would've been a better choice to do a book report on fresh dog shit.

Twilight by The Uber Fat January 27, 2010