2 definitions by The Truthinator

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A green bowl is a bowl of marijuana that has no tobacco in it, just pure marijuana green. Many people like to mix tobacco with their marijuana, and others do not. People who prefer to smoke marijuana by itself usually refer to them as green bowls so people don't accidentally give them popper's. A popper is a bowl of marijuana and tobacco mixed. Green bowl's usually give a nice clean marijuana high, while a popper gives a nasty high that gives a huge head rush, kills your throat and makes you dizzy. Of course everyone has a right to their own opinion since many enjoy popper's but I personally prefer a nice green bowl.
Example 1:

Popper Smoker: You want a hit?
Green Bowl Smoker: Is that a popper or a green bowl?
Popper Smoker: It's a popper.
Green Bowl Smoker: No thanks, I only smoke green bowl's.
Popper Smoker: Why not?
Green Bowl Smoker: Poppers kill my throat and make me too dizzy, although the head rush is nice. But not worth it.
Popper Smoker: More for me!

Example 2:

Green Bowl Smoker: Yo dude do you have any weed I can smoke? I'm all out.
Popper Smoker: Yeah sure, open my weed case its all in there grinded up.
Green Bowl Smoker: Alright thanks man. -opens case- Wait you already grinded this stuff up with tobacco!
Popper Smoker: Is that a problem?
Green Bowl Smoker: You know I don't smoke popper's man! Now I got no weed to smoke!
Popper Smoker: That ain't my problem, just man up and smoke it!
Green Bowl Smoker: Fine. -takes hit and starts coughing like crazy and gets fucked up-
Popper Smoker: -chuckles- Ahahahaha!
by The Truthinator February 05, 2014
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The bandwagon that occured during the 2008 united states presidential election. Barack Obama, the man whom so desperatly wanted to become the united states president, manipulated everyone in america into believing that if he was elected president that he would bring some kind of "change". He used deceptive slogans such as "yes we can", and false promises to deceive people. The only people who fell for the obama bandwagon were blacks (due to natural pride in their race), hippies, and people that are generally stupid. Everyone else voted for McCain because they knew obama was all talk. Sadly america's population has become quite stupid over the years, and the stupid bandwagoners achieved their goal. Obama became president.
Example 1:

Hippie person: I'm going to vote for Obama! He promised that he would bring change to america, he said yes we can!
Person of decent intelligence: -nods head- I can see you've hopped onto the Obama bandwagon.

Example 2:

Black guy 1: -wearing obama tshirt- Obama's mah nigga man! VOTE OBAMA!
Non-black guy 1: -is voting mccain but doesnt want to be called a racist- OBAMA RULES!
Non-black guy 2: Typical Obama bandwagoners...

Example 3:

Stupid white Guy: Yo man! I'm voting for Obama he promised to try to withdraw in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Intelligent white guy: You know that just because hes president he can't do that right? Someone from the inside would have him assasinated in no time if he even tried to end their operation abruptly. Atleast McCain isn't feeding everyone false promises.
Stupid white guy: Shut up man you are just a being with no hope!
Intelligent white guy: Or maybe I'm realistic? Get off the Obama bandwagon man.
by The Truthinator January 28, 2013
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