Definitions by The Tom dot com

Non-drinking thinking 

Serious and clear headed study of a tough problem that must be solved.

I need to do some non-drinking thinking before I get another tattoo.

Non-drinking thinking by The Tom dot com January 15, 2022

Duffle bag drag 

Military slang that describes someone in the act of walking away after being booted from a tough course like Airborne or Ranger School. The person is humiliated and drags his duffle bag full of kit along the ground behind him. A sobering sight to those still in the course.

Ranger instructor: "half of you won't pass the PT test this morning and will be doing the duffle bag drag before chow."

Duffle bag drag by The Tom dot com December 4, 2010

My George 

A rare demure five foot two and a half inch pocket Venus belonging to The Tom. Renowned for it's kindness to kitties, and love for elephants. Fierce when provoked or if USC loses a football game to Stanford.

Random guy: "dude, check out that hottie!"

The Tom: "walk away ass clown, that's My George"

My George by The Tom dot com November 30, 2010