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schwarzels

Flakey, floating and dangling remnants leftover from a single toilet flush. From the Latin schwar, meaning to remain.

He must have been here. He should always flush twice because he always leaves schwarzels.

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The thick, musty and sour smell that leaks through the crack in a recently used bathroom door.

Man, who used the bathroom and didn't turn on thr fan? I think I've got schwarzoxide poisoning.

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