1 definition by The Stuball
5'11"-6' white dude who weighs in at about 204-208 lbs. His friends are his world. Patriotic, but hates politicians. Enjoys eating, sleeping, going to youth group, eating BBQ, calling people DOOSHES, and will beat the crap out of you if you piss him off. He has 5 speeds. 1)Park. 2)Walk. 3)Jog. 4)Run. 5) OH CRAP, you better hope you're more scared of me than I am pissed off at you! He is a nice guy who hates annoying people, and wants Jenny to make him a sandwich. Also, very hungry.
(Random Dude): Who are you, and why are you so weird?
(Me): I'm the Stuball, DOOSH! If you don't like it, then too bad for you. Now go make me a sandwich!
(Me): I'm the Stuball, DOOSH! If you don't like it, then too bad for you. Now go make me a sandwich!
by The Stuball December 6, 2008