The St Albanz Hatter's definitions
The act of defecating on your partners head whilst they are sleeping. Upon waking, the person will notice the steaming turd and immediately become mad - hence the term "Mad Hatter"
Sharlene really annoyed me by not giving me head last night, so I dropped a Mad Hatter on her! Looks like I wont get head tonight either !
by The St Albanz Hatter January 3, 2010
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