Definitions by The St Albanz Hatter

Mad Hatter 

The act of defecating on your partners head whilst they are sleeping. Upon waking, the person will notice the steaming turd and immediately become mad - hence the term "Mad Hatter"

Sharlene really annoyed me by not giving me head last night, so I dropped a Mad Hatter on her! Looks like I wont get head tonight either !

Mad Hatter by The St Albanz Hatter January 3, 2010