1 definition by The Speaker of Rhinebeck

A pretty cool place to grow up. Hard to find something to do but you always end up somewhere at night. Beer, drugs, and partying; just like an average town. We go to school, sports, and hang out afterwards.

We think Red Hookers are a bunch of assholes because they can't stop talking about how much cooler they are because they have a good team or a larger district when they have nothing really substantially better to mock us with. We don't care much about Red Hook, mostly we see them as our retarded sister town. They might come over here to chill and we might use thier theater but once again: we don't care about Red Hook. So you can stop dissing us guys, it's kinda retarded.
RH Kid 1 - Hey dude, let's go kick Rhinebecks ass at sports!
RH Kid 2 - Yeah! We are so cool because we play soccer!

RB Kid 1 - Those retards from Red Hook are coming over again.
RB Kid 2 - Fuck it, let's get drunk
by The Speaker of Rhinebeck September 5, 2007
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