The Sneaky Spoon's definitions

Squizzler

Noun - The mark left on a man's penis after being bitten by a squid during intercourse with a woman who is secretly hiding a squid in a place where no squid should dwell. (normally given negative connotation)

Ugh.... I got a pretty bad squizzler last night. I should have never had sex with that mermaid.

by The Sneaky Spoon December 2, 2010