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foobeener 

A piece of furniture which can function either simultaneously or alternatively as a foosball table, beer pong table, and dinner table. While it is not necessary, a quintessential and badass foobeener allows for foosball and beer pong (or beirut) to be played at the same time due to its clear top.

Dude, if I make this next goal you have to drink the wash cups from this foobeener.

foobeener by The Singularity August 29, 2009