The Shafenater's definitions

Mullet

A hairstyle where the front is cut shorter than the back. Most people who where them are hillbillies, rednecks, metal heads, white trash, creepers, people who are badass enough to wear one, or people who never grew out of the 80's

A.K.A: Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle, Camero Cut, Business in the front, party in the back, Hockey Hair, Mudflap, Soccer Rocker, and Tennessee Waterfall.

"I ain'ts gots no mullet like Elroy over there! He must be gettin' alls the ladies! I heards he can read!"

by The Shafenater April 28, 2010