Definitions by The Schmooze

happy hard-on

viagra and prozac mixed together.

"I mixed some viagra with my girlfriend's prozac the other night ... what a happy hard-on!"

happy hard-on by The Schmooze August 19, 2004

scandal/s 

meaning: to wear socks and sandals, an inexcusable, unforgiveable crime against fashion.

"look at that scandal"

"look at his scandals"

or more often (while cutting your eyes frantically towards the offending scandal wearer) "pssst! scandals!!!"

scandal/s by The Schmooze August 18, 2004