The Schmooze's definitions

scandal/s

meaning: to wear socks and sandals, an inexcusable, unforgiveable crime against fashion.

"look at that scandal"

"look at his scandals"

or more often (while cutting your eyes frantically towards the offending scandal wearer) "pssst! scandals!!!"

by The Schmooze August 18, 2004

happy hard-on

viagra and prozac mixed together.

"I mixed some viagra with my girlfriend's prozac the other night ... what a happy hard-on!"

by The Schmooze August 19, 2004