Definitions by The Rusty Porpoise

yuppie rub 

The effect of become more hipster without noticing due to associating with yuppies

Rusty: "hey man you want a beer?"

Porpoise: "um...yeah i guess, but only if theyve got a porter or some kinda microbatch brew"

Rusty: "dude... are you chafed from all that yuppie rub!?"

yuppie rub by The Rusty Porpoise November 1, 2014