The Ruffles's definitions

On The Swans

When you're too hungover or tired to do anything from self inflicted actions. There are three stages to being "On The Swans" Offline: You're bedridden from a severe hangover. Off the grid: Your friends are unsure of your location for multiple hours. Off the charts: You are unseen or heard from for multiple days due to a hangover

I drank way to much last night I'm definitely On The Swans.
Sorry I can't come out tonight I'm still On The Swans

by The Ruffles October 3, 2022