The Rock Oracle 's definitions

Napoleon Schlong

A musician who is an absolute dick to fans on social media.

I tried to have a reasonable discussion with that musician, and he pulled a total Napoleon Schlong on me and got rude.

by The Rock Oracle May 11, 2023

B leaguer

Not quite A leaguer, but still pretty good in rock and metal, had some impact but lacked what was needed to make the A leaguers

Motorhead was a cool band, but career openers, they are B leaguers.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023

The Rock Tribunal

The place where the rankings of bands are decided headed up by The Rock Oracle.

I wonder how it was decided Metallica are A leaguers, oh ya the Rock tribunal got it Wight.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023