The Reluctant Wide Stancer's definitions

wide stance

The need to use a public restroom, especially for those who abhor the lack of privacy, and find it hard to "go", in such facilities, but are forced to out of a sense of urgency.

Honey, I'm at the Atlanta airport and I hate to tell ya, but I have to take a WIDE STANCE.

by The Reluctant Wide Stancer June 28, 2011