Definitions by The Real Slim Tayde

Dick Otter 

A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.

Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!

Dick Otter by The Real Slim Tayde August 20, 2013