Definitions by The Real Postal Dude (REAL!)

Postal Dude 

A really fucking cool guy from the game series "Postal", he also wants you or your surviving family members to sign his petition.

Postal Dude: Would you please sign my petition?

Loser: no fuck off postal dude

Postal Dude: You gotta be fucking kidding me. (kills the loser)

Postal Dude by The Real Postal Dude (REAL!) July 5, 2021