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Grenade Dick

When a guy has an erection with so much blood flow that it literally feels like his penis is about to explode. It is generally quite painful.
"The pain of grenade dick makes it much more difficult to conceal my hard-on than a typical erection."
by The Real Mister Mister August 24, 2017
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