Skeletons always find their way to you despite having no eyes or ears because yours wants to be free; They're communicating via skelepathy.
I had a sudden sense of urgency. I could feel it in my bones. I was able to avoid being hurt thanks to my bones receiving danger signals skelepathically.
Guy 1 "Dude, you coming to the party tonight?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, though I don't remember where it is and I don't have my phone on me"
Guy 1 "Don't worry I'm a Skelepathic! Give me a moment..."
*Skelepathy Noises*
Guy 2 "Thanks! I know where to go now, I can feel it in my femur"
*Both jump up and freeze frame on a high-five while saying "Yeah, skelepathy"*
I had a sudden sense of urgency. I could feel it in my bones. I was able to avoid being hurt thanks to my bones receiving danger signals skelepathically.
Guy 1 "Dude, you coming to the party tonight?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, though I don't remember where it is and I don't have my phone on me"
Guy 1 "Don't worry I'm a Skelepathic! Give me a moment..."
*Skelepathy Noises*
Guy 2 "Thanks! I know where to go now, I can feel it in my femur"
*Both jump up and freeze frame on a high-five while saying "Yeah, skelepathy"*
by The Real Master April 10, 2024