The Purple Taco's definitions

Flopound

To achieve sexual release from Flo-related materials. These materials can be any representation of Flo from the Progressive Car Insurance commercials.

1. So why were you afk for so long?

Oh...I was just Flopounding.

2. Aren't you going to change the channel?

And miss this Flopounding session?

by The Purple Taco March 9, 2011

Flogasm

The resulting release that occurs after Flopounding for several minutes.

1. Why do you look so exhausted?

Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!

2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?

Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.

by The Purple Taco March 9, 2011