Definitions by The Pastis Packer

The Pastis Pack 

The act of fingering a drunken girl with three (3) total fingers, simultaneously. This is known as "The Pastis Pack" because it is very easy to do when the drunk broad has been slammin' Pastis all night.

"Me and Chad's mom were drinking last night. She got so loaded I gave her The Pastis Pack!"

The Pastis Pack by The Pastis Packer August 11, 2008