The Panda Bandit's definitions

Birm

v.
Winning or ending an argument with a witty pun that either ends the confrontation in laughter or pity.

Pity is the more common.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Eeyore's having a kid?"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name's Eeyore jr. They're gonna have a meet Eeyore shower."
You just got Birmed.

by The Panda Bandit August 14, 2010