Definitions by The Palvorichk Thrust

Textbook Slap 

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.

When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.

Textbook Slap by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007