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The used-to-be mop-headed drummer of the Strokes. He is extremely good-looking thanks to Brazilian and Italian background. He loves having fun. I mean, as far as I can see. And I think he deserves better than Drew :D. Yes, like me. Of course like me. WHO ELSE?!?!
Fabrizio Moretti is the definition of "hot" and is mine, not any of my friends. Yes, he is mine. Mine mine mine. Drew had better back off, I tend to get defensive.
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Julian Casablancas is the amazingly good-looking, broody, swaggering vocalist of the Strokes. I never tire of listening to his somewhat hoarse voice singing anything. Well, his voice is hoarser at some times, and less hoarse at others. Anyway, it's (to me) a beautiful voice inside of a beautiful mouth on a beautiful face. Beautiful. :D Oh, forgot to mention that he smokes, drinks (tremendously), and does drugs. Oh, fun. Anyway, I'll definitely be at his funeral when he dies of lung cancer or some other organ failure. Or, if he finally quits the crap, if he just dies. I'll be there. And to the other Strokes, I'll be at all of your funerals, too. Sorry for getting off topic. Julian Casablancas has some of the most wonderful eyes ever, one of the most wonderful voices ever, the most charisma I've ever seen on stage, and the coolest way to hold a microphone. (Teach me!!)
It's really too bad Julian Casablancas is married. It's just cooler to think of him as single. I still go for Nick and Fab. And Nikolai, actually.
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