The Original Argoniphile's definitions

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Darling

1. A cute pet name for your waifus.
2. The name Zero-Two gave Hiro based on a children's book. From the Anime Darling in the FranXX. Hiro obviously being the Darling in the show.

1. Hey Darling! Wanna go get some virtual coffee?
2. Oh Darling, run away with me!

by The Original Argoniphile June 23, 2018