Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Argoniphile

1. One who loves everything about the Argonians (Anthropomorphic Lizard People) of The Elder Scrolls video game series and probably loves other scaly creatures outside of the game as well.
2. One who is sexually attracted to the Argonians of The Elder Scrolls video game series to a extreme degree.

1. Damn those Dunmer bastards. Argonians are the master race! Argoniphile for life!
2. The Lusty Argonian Maid is my favorite book in TES so that makes me an Argoniphile

by The Original Argoniphile June 05, 2018