The Oompaloompa's definitions

Oil City

A trash club that is about to be finished in 2026, that gets all its money from the Oil Lords. About to get thrashed in the future Champions Leagues by real teams, its real fans will not be able to do anything, as they don't exist. The club loves oil (money) and plastic (fans).

Babe, wake up. Oil City got its 116th financial fairplay charge.

by The Oompaloompa February 17, 2024