Any form of oral sex, either given or received, involving a female cafeteria worker (ie: a "lunch lady") Typically the cafeteria worker is wearing a hairnet and has allowed her wostache (a female mustache) to grow into a prominent feature of her face. Sloppy Joes are the most common, and perhaps the sole, cause for orally transmitted pubic lice.
"How the fuck did he manage to catch crabs off a blow job? Must've been a Sloppy Joe."
"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"
"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."
"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"
"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."
by The One And Only Artful Dodger May 09, 2010