The Office of the special coun's definitions

Jason

When you pull a Jason you are so drunk that you try to walk through a drive thru.

Dude did you see that guy pull a Jason last night when we walked out of the bar?

by The Office of the special coun May 16, 2020

Dong Song

Dong song. This is when a man finds an excellent singer with a seven octave voice and ask him or her to perform. When the mouth is open to belt out a big note you slam your cock into their mouth throat deep. Then you pull their ears out hard so so he or she screams loudly and the vibration of the vocal cords make you squirt your love juice in their voice box.

Man 1. Dude did you see that choir girl belt out that big note in church?

Man2. Oh hell yeah, I wanted to throw her on the altar and have her sing a dong song

by The Office of the special coun July 16, 2022