The Motha' Fucking Dairy King's definitions

Dairy Queen

A selfish little bitch, who won't give you a fucking refund no matter how much you deserve it. Even when she fucking spills it all over your pants when she flips the blizzard over to show you how cool they are. AND THEY WERE FUCKING NICE PANTS TOO! fuck man....

"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IV'E BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!"
"I know the feel, man.."

by The Motha' Fucking Dairy King June 7, 2016